BOYFRIENDS

• Kat Anderson
BOYFRIENDS

DON'T BE TOO HASTY........ TO LEAVE

I’m an expert on the dating apps! This doesn’t equate to success but I’ve been on them for ages! So I think I’ve learnt a thing or two. What I’ve noticed recently is a shift in my approach when it comes to who to swipe right for. Before I would swipe right to the ones I fancied the most. Now I swipe right for the ones who could be of most use or who are the most interesting. What is their profession, what are their hobbies? – how can this benefit me?? All this I take into account. LOL!!! The thinking behind this strategic change is that I need to get things done and boys, you don’t have to love me but if you have a skill, expertise or knowledge, we’re gonna discuss how I can maximise your strengths to work in my favour! Use you essentially OR become good friends!!! For all you boys just looking for something to do, looking to be useful, head my way, I’ll assign the perfect job for you!!! hhahaha!! I wrote “Boyfriends” for giggles. I hope it makes you smile and chuckle too! Love, xxx

BOYFRIENDS

 

Hey boy

Looking divine

Light me up like fuel

That’s fine

So you work in finance

That’s cool

 

You’ve got a head for numbers

Do you want my digits?

You say you balance books

Can you balance my visits?

Saturday night, wanna invest in me?

I know how to make you so happy

 

Oh Ok, you’re not interested

Well before you go – no rush

Can you help me understand?

How to make a business plan?

How to make my savings span?

Get a bigger pension than my gran?

Call you next week to discuss

 

Hey boy

Looking divine

Light me up like fuel

That’s fine

So you’re a Personal Trainer

That’s cool

 

Can I book a one-one?

Get you alone in the field

You can help me with my form

And more. My lips will be sealed

I won’t say how you motivate me

I know how to make you so happy

 

Oh Ok, you’re not interested

Well before you go – no rush

Can you plan for me a routine?

Help me with the machines?

To turn my body lean

I wanna be a new fitness Queen

Call you next week to discuss

 

Hey boy

Looking divine

Light me up like fuel

That’s fine

So you’re a Musician

That’s cool

 

I think we strike a chord

Do you wanna come and play?

We could be in harmony

How about later today?

Fancy coming backstage with me?

I know how to make you so happy

 

Oh Ok, you’re not interested

Well before you go – no rush

I need someone to compose

Some music f or my shows

To accompany my prose

And help me with my flow

Call you next week to discuss

 

Hey boy

Looking divine

Light me up like fuel

That’s fine

So you’re a Tradesman

That’s cool

 

I bet you’re good with your hands

And a power tool

I think you measure up

Top marks from my school

You seem like boyfriend material to me

I know how to make you so happy

 

Oh Ok, you’re not interested

Well before you go – no rush

I’m looking to renovate

And I’d love to delegate

Some rooms for you to decorate

Please help, that’ll be great

Call you next week to discuss

 

Hey boy

Looking divine

Light me up like fuel

That’s fine

So it doesn’t matter what you do

You won’t get away if I’m not through with you

Call you next week to discuss.

 

2 thoughts on “BOYFRIENDS”

    1. Awwww hahahhahah thanks Elaine. Thanks for reading / listening and chuckling along!! xxxx

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